Goatees

By Barnabus

Goatees are stupid. You usually see goatees on a
DOUCHE BAG, or a NASCAR fan. Likely a guy with a goatee will wear his hat backwards, which is very douchetastic. If you must have facial hair, go all out and look like one of those dudes from ZZTop. But to take the time to shave your face whilst ignoring your chin is retarded. You are desperately trying to draw attention to your ugly mug when you wear a goatee. Stop it.

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